zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

(via kell887)

willycheesesteak:

Lunch @ Di Fara Pizza - Regular Slice and Square Slice

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

(via truthb-mb)

Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

(Source: tassafarmiga, via ilanawexler)

(Source: totalparksandrec, via kell887)

One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

(Source: dailypawnee, via ilanawexler)

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show
who i am
inside

Nobody suspects a thing

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

(via seriously-youknow)

poochcrew:

Pizza with extra sausage.

poochcrew:

Pizza with extra sausage.

(via lesliie-muah)

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

(via kell887)